BUT I CAN'T DRAW!

It's the first 'draw Mohammed' day, which is meant to be a free speech rebellion against the beliefs of the cowards and bullies of Islam and their enablers.
I'd love to join in the fun, but I can't draw.
I'll just say Mohammed was an epileptic and Islam exists because of a fit he had in a cave one day.
When he was an adult, he married a seven-year old girl, but that's all right because he didn't consummate his marriage until she was nine.
As far as I know, the Koran is the only holy book that actively encourages beating wives for disobedience.
Any Muslims reading this, and getting into the whole alien idea of free speech, remember don't think about cutting my head off or suicide bombing me, just write an article or a posting insulting deism. Go on. Mock the hell out of of it. See? That's how it works. Not so hard is it? You get a warm, childlike satisfaction from extracting the urine from a middle aged Brit's beliefs, and I get to keep living. Thinking for yourself isn't so hard once you try, and nobody dies.
At least the Pakistanis haven't rioted on being challenged by a rush of free thought. No, they've just, officially, legally, banned YouTube and Facebook, where the draw Mohammed Day idea was born and caught on, from their country.

And any Christians reading this can no longer, in all reason, accuse me of picking on Christians and not daring to challenge Muslims.