AGEING DYKE PERVERT ALERT

I know I shouldn't say this but the US Tory politician Christine O'Donnell drives me wild.
I know it's wrong, and I'm not about to turn in my liberal deist fair-goes-for-all card for her, but there is something about her.
There is a picture of her I've seen with her mouth open and a bit of tongue showing, like she's been delightfully surprised and, well. . .
Next subject.
A lot of Christians and right-wingers and anti-gays claim it's possible to convert straight people to gay, which is why it can't be taught in schools that gay is equal to straight, just in case a 100% hettie university student with no thoughts in that direction at all is in a lecture room listening to the words of someone of the same gender who happens to be gay and instantly changes 180 to bat for the other side.
If this had any basis in truth, I wonder how much work it would take from an undersized middle-aged Brit woman with a bad haircut and no style at all to convert Ms O'Donnell to her way of thinking.*
Still, I can dream, can't I? In the words of Frank Loesser, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking.


*Or any way of thinking. I've read about her and reading between the lines she seems asexual, no interest at all.

UPDATE : Ms O'Donnell is in fact not a Tory politician but a Republican. Keep forgetting there is a lot of difference. The fact she isn't a Brit being number one.